ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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snailofficial:

beksboys:

so i filled a watering can and went out to water my flowers but for some reason the water wasn’t coming out of the end properly so i had a look to see if any dirt or leaves were blocking it and

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i don’t know if u can see this but that is . a snail there is a snail chilling out in the end of the nozzle and i cannot water my plants because of it

excuse me sir this is not where u belong

Snails belong anywhere we please

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phils-ass:

I don’t care what you think but Dan is the cutest little shit ever

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Jeremy McKinnon // A Day to Remember
Photo by Adam Elmakias

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piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

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vermofftiss:

anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

That… did not end the way I expected it to.

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.